Hi. I’m John.

I'm a WordPress developer from Kansas City.
I have a plugin called Simple Custom CSS.
I work with the cool folks at XWP.
I built my first website in 1998.| I got them moves like Jagger.| I was Student of the Quarter at Gladden Elementary in 1986.| I cried when Ol' Yeller died.| I'm an Iraq veteran.| I have an unfortunately ugly dog.| I was a terrible Boy Scout.| I'm a WordPress core contributor.| I used to be a Youth Minister.| I once ran a half-marathon with 60lbs on my back.| I really like EDM.| I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid.| I'm better looking than you (according to my Mom).| I have "Billy Madison" memorized.| You can't touch this.| I crammed 4 years of college into 6.| I married up.| My teenage daughter thinks I'm a complete dork.| I'm a Christian, but I'm not angry about it.| I know just enough Jiu-jitsu to get whipped in a barfight.| I speak Spanish and American.| I was a band geek in high school.| I've broken my collarbone and leg playing Football.| I survived Hurricane Katrina.| I'm never gonna give you up.| I'm never gonna let you down.| I'm never gonna run around and desert you.| I'm never gonna make you cry.| I'm never gonna say goodbye.| I'm never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.